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Posted during November, 2009
Seen on the Carrboro bike path
Leaving the skins on for the mashed potatoes. Question: is there anything else in life that is simultaneously more lazy and more healthy?
You can get turkey at Walmart for 40 cents/lb?? Damn, that'd make a whole bird cheaper than my brine recipe
Listening to Bon Iver, making pies, and definitely not writing install guides. I win at life.
Contents of cart: Stove Top and Liquid Plumr. Glower from cashier says, "you're going to ruin someone's Thanksgiving, aren't you?"
How slow is my work laptop? The screen saver activates while the computer is shutting down
Things that restaurant staffers should never do
I was unprepared for how much I would hate myself after seeing the iTunes receipt proving that yes, really, I now own "Party in the USA"
Glee did a Billy Idol song, and South Park had Smurfs. The 80s are back, and somehow TV is all the better for it
Lotus team has free food? No one shows. Flu shots? Line out the door. Conclusion: People would rather get a shot than deal with more Lotus
Figures: I get a new lens and my camera immediately breaks. Now how will I take pretentious, terrible pictures?
Memphis airport is dark and cramped, like a public high school with bigger signs
I'm pretty pumped to get to go to an SEC night game. Even if it's Florida.
Worst pun of my life? "$8.99 for cloves? McCormicks sure has a wicked spice 'rack'et."
I totally started eating all this candy without letting my Mom check for razors or hypodermic needles
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