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Posted during April, 2010
Puppy in the evening
There's a seminar tomorrow on "Getting Things Done with Lotus Notes." Hot tip: I get a lot more done when Lotus Notes is not open
Dear NBC: I'm in the precious 18-44 demographic, and I would watch "Bitch Hunter." Get on that.
I would still complain about having to take off my shoes
Hey, telemarketers! Today I've spent so much time saying "No!" to the puppy that I'm desperate to say "Yes" to anything. Call me!
Hate mail from third graders about Pluto
I'm tired of calling my puppy a "mutt." From this point forward, he's a "mixtape."
KFC is actually advertising the Double Down? Isn't that like opening the Ark of the Covenant?
I like when the puppy is sleeping because I'm reasonably certain that, at that moment, he's not piddling on the floor
[Phone call] "Is Candy there?""I, uh, think you have the wrong number.""Oh... god I hate these touch screens."
Thrown out of a bar in New York... Check.
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