100 ways to say “I love you”

Terry Boarder’s Bent Objects

Manning face on all the NFL logos

Terrifying swimming dogs

T-Rex Trying and Food on my Dog

Vanity Fair: Should we be a spelling vigilante?

“Representing the duality of man”

This video of a talking dog is the awesome kind

Unimpressed astronaut

Dare to fight

The 5 best toys of all time

Gordon Ramsay talks dirty

What to do when you piss off your garbage collector

A few more about Steve Jobs

Yes, they could be worse

20 TV shows just begging to be made

Four random words

You can’t ground Spider-Man

The Onion: Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition

Bulldog isn’t so good at swimming

Running from the self-timer

The best resume ever

50 jokes about state flags

Mario cat

Two comedians at the same time

Museum of silly charts

“You’re not the first person to insult us. It happens *every day* and we don’t care.”

The Hairpin: Taglines for romantic comedies that will never exist

The humblebrag hall of fame

Names for your action screenplay

Maybe Stetson® regrets sending that letter

You are not David Foster Wallace so stop it with the footnotes

The last .gif we’ll need about Terrelle Pryor

Tommy Craggs on why Grantland Rice sucked

And spung. You also get sprung.

That C-word

THOSE ARE MY SHOES

Someone tell this dog that everything is all right

An apt musical selection

“Wish I was up in that ass”

We really are thinking about them all the time

Ken Jennings is running an “Ask Me Anything” on Reddit

Please draw a unicorn fighting a bear on the box

Gourmet Spud deals with his horny dog

The Onion: Police bust giraffe-fighting ring

And that will conclude Elmo’s order

James Van Der Beek wins the internet today

This review goes to 11

Don’t work with jalepenos without protection

I dressed my dog up as an elephant for Halloween

Speaking of Duets

George Meyer keeps you on your toes, and so does The Office

Papa Johns needs to go away

Inception trailer a capella

The Oatmeal: Why working at home is both awesome and horrible

One way to handle a heckler

The Onion: Smart, Qualified People Behind the Scenes Keeping America Safe Don’t Exist

Scott Adams on pleasing others with art

The fine art of the kiss-off

Bill Murray is funnier than you even while being quite serious

It’s the Win a trip to the karaoke bar with Jewel contest!

EPIC WIN (the app)

Tetris everywhere

The cycle of time suck

Tina Fey does Tracy Morgan

I always wondered what it would be like if Ben Folds went on Chat Roulette

The Onion: Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World

Get back to work!