A kamikaze pilot writes a farewell to his children

Please be an unbeatable person like your father and avenge my death.

I'm saying this every goddamn time I leave the house now.

Of course, like Homer Simpson, I will probably abridge this to “Going out be unbeatable avenge death” eventually.

Am I doing it wrong?

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