Cracked: Six things rich people need to stop saying

Awesome collection of tone-deaf quotes and hilarious smackdowns (with just the right tint of rage):

"Stop Asking for Handouts! I Never Got Help from Anybody!"

So ... you were never a child? From birth, you were hunting and gathering your own food? You never had a mother to "hand" you milk? … I think your parents poured untold resources into your hungry mouth. I think you had a roof over your head that was paid for by other people, I think you went to schools that were built and staffed and paid for by other people, I think you felt safe because the streets were patrolled by other people, I think you drove to your three jobs on roads paved by other people, in a car built by other people and burning oil that was drilled by other people in a nation whose borders were defended by other people.

Am I doing it wrong?

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