Gourmet Spud deals with his horny dog

Oh, young male dogs are fun:

Now we had the little fella neutered a number of months back. It’s a traumatic experience for both you and the dog, but anyone that’s ever owned an unneutered adult male knows it’s the right thing to do. Mistakenly, we thought that he would lose the desire to hump. He didn’t.

Up until last week, this had only hilarious consequences. You see, he still had that impulse in his brain that told him he should mount stuff; he just didn’t know why he was doing it. I say that because I would watch him pump away at that cushion for ten to twenty minutes at a time, but his junk wouldn’t come anywhere near it. He’d just eventually tire himself out and stop, undoubtedly frustrated and confused.

Spud is a funny guy. Do follow him on Twitter.

Otis, for all his problems, stopped humping pretty quickly after he we neutered him.

Also, after his surgery, I got this great picture of him looking very unhappy with his situation: Otis unhappy with his cone

(Via @bearcatsah)

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