A concerned citizen accuses OkCupid of aiding terrorists because the site is multilingual. Eli from OkCupid responds:
I've been considering taking it on as my next project to overhaul the whole nationality/ethnicity restrictions of the site. Hopefully we can get to the point where only people of native continental ancestry have active accounts and all communication happens in Navajo, Hopi, or Algonquin. The last thing we want is outsiders undermining our proud continental heritage. I'll also be changing my username to RepliesWithSwiftSarcasm.
Comments? I don’t do open comments. Life is too short.